CHURRASCO WARS

CHURRASCO WARS — A GAME BY CAIO CARVALHO

LIGHT THE BRASA.
RUN THE FESTA.

Run the grill. Read the fire. Serve it no ponto before the table turns. A churrasco, made to be played.

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THE STORY

I LIKE TO CREATE LITTLE SOLDIERS.

Churrasco Wars is something I drew seven years ago — before I knew, in any depth, what software engineering was, and before AI knew it was being run by CaiO.

I spent years as a churrasqueiro, working beside very talented ones. I picked up a lot of bad habits. But more than anything, I learned common sense.

As funny as it sounds, there is a real correlation between the mangrove-charcoal wood grill and AI engineering. Agents act alone. So does the grill. But that is only the engine — so let's dig deeper, and see.

CAIO CARVALHO

PLATE 01 — THE TERRITORY

The first territory of Churrasco Wars, rendered in beige.
BRAZIL, FIRST WORLD The opening territory, drawn by hand. Every node a fire waiting to be lit.

FIELD NOTES — FROM THE GRILL

  1. No. 001
    LEVEL CLEAR
    12,480
    PONTO BONUS+3,200

    THE SCORE

    Clear a level and the board tallies what you earned — points for the cut, a bonus for the ponto, stars for the run. The number is the verdict.

  2. No. 002
    SPECIAL UNLOCKED
    NO PONTO BLUE BLAZE RODÍZIO

    SPECIAL ATTACKS

    Some moves are earned. A built streak unlocks a special — the grill answers back, and the table feels it.

  3. No. 003
    DOUBLE ORDER
    SUPAFIRE

    PINK DOUBLE-MEAT AND SUPAFIRE

    A pink order asks for two cuts served as one. SUPAFIRE answers — the coals roar, the timing tightens, the payoff doubles.

  4. No. 004
    CROWD ARRIVING
    AQUECENDONA BRASAFESTA

    A FESTA

    Serve it all in time and the crowd arrives. A festa is the only score that matters: the table is full, and the fire delivered.

THE GRILL RUNS ITSELF.  SOMEONE STILL HAS TO LIGHT IT.

Pull up a chair.